Smurfette

silly conversation about smurfette in movie "Ants in The Pants"

note :
bold = the boy
italic = the girl

are the 'smurfs' your favorite ?

yes, I've seen every episode
they're cute, especially smurfette
she's just so..... womanly
y'know, i've always wanted to be like her

i suppose you are aware this woman was the only female in the smurf village

so ?

doesn't it seem odd that out of all those little blue characters, she was the only female ?

no, i never thought about it before today

they just laugh and have fun all week long
it's weird
what are they happy about ?
stuck in a village full of male dwarfs
think about it, that's not normal
so what happens ? they get aggresive

what's your point ?

hey, i'm just saying
why don't these men have more fights when they're competing to go out with that female ?
they should have levelled that village by now
it should be all smoke and blood and blue carcasses
then i came up with it
y'know why smurfville never wiped itself out ?
it's real simple, smurfette gives herself freely to all the male smurfs

she sleeps around ?

yeah, smurfette is the whore of the village
she does them all, everyone lives happily ever after
no question, smurfette's the coolest chick around

thanks a lot, you've ruined my whole childhood *crying*


bwahahahahaha.......... i love this movie